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score: 9.88646

average: 10.0

on: Jan 13, 2010
ratings: 47

tags: *****
language: hi

kripya isse mat pade,
ye kuch ni he kora bakeas he,
kya hua ki raat bahot ho gai thi aur mera padne ka man v ni ho ra tha,
light v on hi thi,
achanak mujhe key board dikh gaya,
thode der to control kia fir papi dil mana ni,
socha koi dhang ka dost onli9 mil jae,
par aisa v ni hua,
aakhir me v to insaan hoo,
videsi ladkion ke sath flert mar ke to tang aa chuka hoo to ye v karne ka man ni tha,
fir socha kuch likh deta hoo kyuki khali man saitan ka ghar,
par thodi der pahle wo jo mera khali man tha wo to kuch khurapat soch chuka tha,
ab kya socha tha wo kaise me bata doo,
aakhir mere v kuch secrets he,
lekin janab/mohtarma aap kyu boar ho re he,
dekhiye isme kuch likha ni he bas bakwas kara he,
yaar besarmi ki had hoti he aap to pade hi chale ja re he,
kitni der se samjha raha hoo mat pado mat pado mat pado,
par aapke kano tak zoo tak ni rengti,
yar had hoti he besarmi ki,
aakhir aap chahte kya he ni likhoo kya???
chalo aap mat mano me hi likhna band kar deta hoo aap hi mahan raho,
pahle hi kaha tha mat pado isme kuch ni he,
kora bakwas he,




sorry it was just 4r fun,
hv a gr8 life..................
 
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score: 9.87924

average: 10.0

on: Jan 24, 2010
ratings: 44

tags: hindi
language: hi

Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna. Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?
 
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score: 9.87103

average: 10.0

on: Mar 1, 2010
ratings: 41

language: hi

Date—-----01/3/ 2010, Monday
Time –----- abut 8 p.m
Condition – 3 full glass of bhole ji ka prashad
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………meri najar se.. duniya ko dekho.!!!! .chhaddo yarr duniya!!…let see few of our’s shtyler friends…rite now [ pata nah kab utar jaye.yaar :)]….dekho magar pyaar se & bollywood ki raftaar se……..toh chalo suru kartein hai…hmmmm
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….[1]…SANA AHAMAD------> [ to shtyle.fm site owner se ]….raha gardison mein hardum….mereee ‘’quiz’’ kaa sitaraaa…………………gilaa ourrr see nahi hai, mujhe ‘Zing’ ne hi maaraaa…[ & aap ne abhi tak usee ban Q nahi kiya??..batao!! batao !! batao!!]

…[2]..SUBROJOTI ROY---->[ from public toilet ]…hui aankh nam aurr yeh bathroom nazar aaya…jo hydrabad ka rayata…maine khaaayaaaa

….[3]…SHAYAMA------------> [to her parents ]……main Q etani lambi ho gayi ..main kya karun….hai , hai , hai……………meri marriage muskil ho gayi main kya karu…hai hai hai ..

…[4]…Dr. SATENDAR ------> [ to dr. navita ]………ess pyar se meri taraf na dekho.’.bukhar’ ho jayega…..bukhar ho jayeeegaa ..bukhaaaaar ho jayegaaa……………..yeh bukhar jo ho gaya gar mujhako , ‘myself ’ .kuchh bhi nahi kar payega..[becoz , I m an arthrosurgeon yarr !!!…]

…[5]…ANJALI SHARMA ----> [ to all shtylers ]……saajan mera uss paar haii…..milane ko dil bekraar haiiii…

…[6]…LITU [ PRINCY]--------->[ due to frustration ]…pics rate karte raheeee ..saarii raattt hummm…..still, 13 G.Cs kam…. 13 G.Cs kam

…[7]…ANAM KHAN------------>[ excusing to all stylers ]…main kaa karun ram..mujhe evil mil gaya…haii , haii ..evil mil gaya…...’Blind Evil’ mil gaya…[ & maine sabko remove bhi kar diya….hai , hai .EVIL mil gaya..]

…[8]…SAURABH…..--------> [ to mujhase]…………meraaa stomach ‘’ khali dibba’’ khali hi rah gaya…bhaiya !! khali hi rah gaya……..whole day , full peettt khaya , na jane kahan se nikal gayaa….khali hi rah gaya…

…[9]…NALINI..--------------> [ to subhrajoti roy ]…..aagare[ Agra] se ghaghara manga de ‘’ subh bro.’’ .. main toh mela dekhan jaungi……[???] ke sangh mela dekhan jaungiiiii…….[ pl . sabhi boys dis line ko padhate time jab ?? aaye toh apna – apna naam le lena ..ok.!!!]

…[10]…MANMEET------------> [ complaining to waheee guruuu!!!]…meet na mila re maan ka… meet na mila re bhagawan …karyn mai kya – kya .jatan toh batao.. meet na mila re maan ka…[ don’t complain yaar…aap Q nahi manate ki ..u r overweight ….so..dieting karo..exercise karo..weight reduce karo…..&..agar phir bhi kuchh na ho toh ..don’t worry…’BABA POKARI ‘’ toh hai hi na…
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.. note:-…friend ,…dekho jo upper maine likha hai na ..usakaa koi buraa maat manna pl..becoz meri condition toh aap samajh hi rahe hoge na..& mujhe block bhi mat karna okkk....have a gud day/night :)
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score: 9.86804

average: 10.0

on: Mar 3, 2010
ratings: 39

tags: Jst for Fun
language: hi

Sare Umaro main Rasta Saf kar karke Jee leye,
Ek Pal To Ab Mujhe TOILET Saf Karne Do, Karne Do..

Sare Umaro main Rasta Saf kar karke Jee leye,
Ek Pal To Ab Mujhe TOILET Saf Karne Do, Karne Do..

Give Me Some SURF EXCEL ,
Give me Some DETERGENT,
Give Me Another Chance ,
Wanna CLEAN up tha TOILET once Again...!!

Kandho ko to Jharu ki Bojh Ne jhukaya,
TOILET Saf Karna To Khud BIWI ne Sikhaya,
99 Percent SAF hua to Wah Wah...Warna CHARI..:P
Rasta Saf Karte Karte Pet Me Daur raha Hain chuha,
Sala Hydrabadi RAAYTA ne to Mujhe hi JALA DEA...!!

(Rasta Saf Karte Karte) Bachpun to Gaya,
Jawanai vi gayi,
Ek pal to Ab Humein TOILET Saf Karne Do ...Karne Do..!!

Give Me Some SURF EXCEL ,
Give me Some DETERGENT,
Give Me Another Chance ,
Wanna CLEAN up tha TOILET once Again...!!




Bura Mat Manna Bro...jst For Fun..luv U bro...:)
 
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score: 9.86381

average: 9.97619

on: Jun 12, 2010
ratings: 46

tags: JOKE
language: hi

WHAT IS TENSION.......??

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi , Raste me Uski Tabiyat Bigad gayi.
Aap Hospital Le Gaye, Doctor bola: Aap baap ban'ne wale ho.
Aapko TENSION ....Aap bole mai iska baap nahi hu ...
Ladki boli: yahi baap hai. Aapko aur TENSION..
Phir police aai. Aapka medical chek up hua.
Report aayi ki aap kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.
Aapne upar wale ka sukriya ada kiya. Or phir sochha k........Ghar pe jo 2 bachhe hai .Wo kis ke hai......?
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.SALA PHIR TENSION
 
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score: 9.85075

average: 10.0

on: Nov 16, 2010
ratings: 34

language: hi

Bhagwan Ram Lanka jeetkar Ayodhya Vapas Loutane
Lage to soorpnakha ne Poocha: ''?
Prabhu mera kya hoga..?
Ram bole: Kalyug me MAYAWATI ke naam se tera punar-janam
hoga.........::::
Meri kripa se tujhe RAM naam wale KANSIRAM ka saath milega...
Laxman se tere lagaav ki wajah se tu Lakshmanpuri { LUCKNOW }
Naamak nagar se raaj karegi......
Lekin tery shaadi { vivah } phir bhi nahi hogi .........
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.yahi hai MAYAWATI punar janam....... jai mayawati ki
 
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score: 9.85075

average: 10.0

on: Jan 6, 2010
ratings: 34

language: hi

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Sur(Samy) : "yaar... us ladki se mujhe bachao...."

Litu (Princy) : "kyun kyaa baat hai.......??"

Sur : "kya bataoo yaar...jab se maine usse kahaa....Dil cheer ke dekh tera hi naam hoga...... chaaku leke mere peeche hi pad gayi hai......."



:)

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score: 9.83327

average: 10.0

on: Aug 9, 2010
ratings: 29

tags: N
language: hi

THIS IS JOKE ABOUT DOCTORS MARRIAGE
MY FRIEND DR JAY BHATT SEND ME THIS MSG SO I WANNA SHARE WID U ALL

Socho agar aisa ho to kya ho ?
Doctor's ki shadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye ki doctor ki shadi lage.
Mehndi ki jagah Betadine solution use ho.
Barat ambulance me aaye or jaye.
Pheree O.T. me ho.
Tasviro ki jagah X-Ray liya jaye ,Aur
kya khub ho jab khane me vit. B-complex ki goli di jaye,
Mehmano ko chai ya cold drink ki jagah ORS n glucose water diya jaye,
Dulhe ke gale me haar ki jagah stethoscope lagaya jaye aur
Dulha shadi ke bad bole.....................................................
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NEXT PLEASE ;}.
 
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score: 9.8229

average: 10.0

on: Dec 21, 2009
ratings: 27

language: hi


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,...........

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,.............

Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,.............

Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai. ...................

heheheheheheheh




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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score: 9.81722

average: 10.0

on: Jun 4, 2010
ratings: 26

tags: akshi
language: hi

Dehka dehka dehka,
Maine ek sapna dehka,
Sapne main apna Bharat ko dekha.

Bharat ke navjat shisuo ko dehka,
Unki nnhi or pyari muskan ko dehka,
Unke polio se mukt dehka,
School jata baacho ko dehka,
Unme umang or utsah ko dehka,
College jata ladke ladkiyo ko dehka,
Unmain bhadte Fashion ko dehka,
Bhartiya shabayta ka patan or peschimi shabayta ka aagman dehka,

Dehka dehka dehka,
Bharat ki mahilaon ko dehka
Bharat ki pehli I.P.S. adhikari ko dehka,
Unko purshon se kadam milate dehka,


Dehka dehka dehka,
Desh main garibi,bhrastachar or kalabazari ko dehka,
Logo per bhadte atyacharo ko dekha
Manmohan singh or Sonia Ghandi ko dekha
Jaise T.V. or Remote ko dekha
America main machiney robort ttha
Bharat main admi ko robort bante dekha
Bhajpa ka phool dekha
Logo ko fool banate dekha

Dekha dekha dekha
Phir bhi bharat ko unti k shikhar per dekha
Dekha dekha dekha maine ye sapna dekha.

By my swt cousin Pari
 
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score: 9.81483

average: 9.96552

on: Sep 17, 2010
ratings: 32

language: hi

Teacher : Tum bade hoker kya karoge ?
Student : Shaadi..............!!!!!!!!!!



Teacher : Nahi, Mera matalab hai kya Banoge ? .........
Student : Dulha...............!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher : Oh, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student : Dulhan


Teacher : IDIOT. Mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa ke liye kya karo
karoge
Student : Bahu launga


Teacher ; Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chhahte hai ?
Student : Pota



Teacher : He bhagavan, Tumhari zindagi ka kya maksad hai ?
stuent : Hum do hamare do, jab tak teesara na ho........!!!!!!!







 
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score: 9.81483

average: 9.96552

on: Aug 15, 2009
ratings: 32

tags: 1
language: hi

Sardar ke piche Kuta pada.
Wo pareshan hoke sochne laga.
Sala!Card to Airtel ka dalwaya.
to phir Network Hutch ka kyo aaya.
 
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score: 9.80468

average: 10.0

on: Jul 25, 2012
ratings: 24

tags: *~*
language: hi

Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai,
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai,
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise,
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai.
 
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score: 9.80468

average: 10.0

on: Feb 11, 2012
ratings: 24

tags: Manu
language: hi

Girl - Ham kanha ja rahe hai????
Boy - Long drive per !!!!
Girl - Pahle kyun nahi bataya..??
Boy - Mujhe bhi abhi hi pata chala ja break nahi laga..!
 
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score: 9.80468

average: 10.0

on: Jul 19, 2009
ratings: 24

tags: joke
language: hi

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

...ab plz tumlog sab thoda sa Maaro
* Taa LEE
 
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score: 9.80399

average: 9.96296

on: Feb 2, 2010
ratings: 30

language: hi

Jaane kyon Log kaam karte Hain
Jaane Kyon woh office mein marte hain
Jaane Kyon Jaane kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Kaam mein sochiya to bas gum hai
kaam mein jo zulam ho woh kam hai
kaam par sar jhukana padta hai
dukh hoka muskurana padta hai
zehar kyon zindage mein bharte hai
jaane kyon log kaam karte hain
jaane kyon jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
Kaam bin jeene mein rakha kya hai
kaam jisko nahi woh kadka hai
kaam sau ki note laata hai
kaam hi pet bhar khilata hai
log mar mar ke kaam karte hai
jaane kyon khush rehte darte hai
jaane kyon jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
kaam ek badi musibat hai
kaam har kisi ki zaroorat hai
hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth hai sachche
arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche
hooo aage kya khak log badhte hai
ek hi post par woh sadte hai
Jaane Kyooooooooooooooooo oooooon.. ..
KAAM TOH AISE HI SAB KARTE HAI
JAANE KYON AAP HI BIDADTE HAI
JAAAANE KYOOOOON JAAANE KYO
 
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score: 9.79774

average: 10.0

on: Feb 13, 2012
ratings: 23

tags: Friends
language: hi

Ek Ajnabi Se Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyon Hai

Inkar Karne Par Chahat Ka Ikraar Kyon Hai

Use Pana Nahi Meri Taqdeer Mein Shayad

Phir Har Mod Par Usi Ka Intezar Kyon Hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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score: 9.79774

average: 10.0

on: Jun 21, 2010
ratings: 23

tags: JUST JOKES :)
language: hi

SANTA : mera ghar itna bda h ki usme local train chalti h

BANTA : bas, mera ghar itna bda h ki agar 1 se dusre
kone chale jao to roaming lagti h

:) :)




SANTA : doc sahib mera pet dard ho rha h kya kru ?

DOC : fruit kaho chilke k saath

kuch der baad

SANTA : mera dard or bdh gya

DOC : kya khaya ?

SANTA : NARIAL

:) :)




TEACHER : what is your fahter's name ?

SANTA : GOOGLE SINGH

TEACHER : why such a starnge name ?

SANTA : mujhe her tym dhundhta jo rehta h

:) :)



SANTA : maine tera phone try kea pr wo lag nahi rha tha

BANTA : wo kaise ?

SANTA : bar bar aa rha tha ki phone band h

BANTA : are pagal,wo to meri caler tune h

:) :)


smileeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :P
 
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score: 9.79774

average: 10.0

on: Mar 20, 2010
ratings: 23

language: hi

Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe,
2 peg whiskey dete the main Jhool jaata tha Maa,
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe theke,
Sochu Yahi Tu mujhko nazar na aa jaye Maa,
Daru main itna pita nahi,
Par Main Seham Jaata Hoon Maa,
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin,
Lekin main ludak jaata Hoon Maa,
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa............hehehehe
 
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score: 9.79029

average: 10.0

on: Jun 3, 2011
ratings: 22

tags: M@Y@
language: hi

Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fan on karengy to candle nahi bujh jayege kia.






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I m flower bt rose is u


I m star bt moon is u


I m stone bt diamond is u


I m sky bt sun is u




I m tree bt










Us pe latka bandar is u....:p


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Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta


Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta.


Jb tk lrka lrke bhag na jain


In zalimn ko pyar sacha nae lgta...


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Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he ager 0000420 no se koi call aye to attend nai kerna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hain so b careful.


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U NEED HEART
Ye dil apka hua


U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge


U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom


U NEED HELP
Mai hun na




U NEED CASH












Hm ap k hain kaun?
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Ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia


sherni: Abe chal tu ne apna jism, jaan,height dekhi hai


Chooza: Janu sub choro sirf confidence check karo.. ;-)


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Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chota bacha bi wahan betha tha. Husband=tu sali kutti. Wife=tu sala kutta.Bacha masumiat se bola. Or main sala papy.


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Tum






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Sache






pYare








ImaNdaR




SamAJdar






AqalmAnD






shareeF
logon se
dur rehna


Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge


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