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on: Sep 10, 2019
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1) Grapefruits are among the most nutritious fruits out there but they can also be bad for you if you are taking certain medication. The chemicals in a grapefruit can cause a bad reaction with some drugs that can even have fatal results. If you’re on medications, be sure to check with a medical professional before drinking or eating any amount of grapefruit.
2) Fruits and veggies have a lot of fiber.
The benefits of fiber include keeping your bowel movements regular, helping lower cholesterol, regulate blood sugar, and help you feel fuller for a longer time. Even if you don't need any more of the vitamins, minerals and other healthy ingredients in fruits and vegetables, they are still one of the best things you can eat on a daily basis.
3) The skin is usually the best part
In many fruits and veggies, such as carrots, apples, and cucumbers, a high percentage of the nutrition is actually stored in the skin. This means that when you peel it off, you’re actually peeling away nutritious benefits. Make sure to wash your fruits and vegetables well before eating them and I guarantee you'll get used to eating them with the peel in no time.
4) Bananas are fascinating
Two incredible things you never knew about these delicious sources of potassium and vitamins: First, bananas are technically herbs and belong to the same "botanical family" as mint or basil. Secondly, in 1950 almost all of the banana species in the world where wiped out by the Panama Disease. Today, most of the bananas sold and eaten around the whole world are direct decedents of the same Asian breeds that survived the disease.
5) Eating fruits and vegetables hardly affects your weight
All fruits and all vegetables are low in calories, this is why you hear nutrition professionals and doctors tell you to eat them for snacks. While a bag of chips contains fat, oil, and a lot of calories, a handful of carrots contains none of those things. It is absurd how much fruit and vegetables you can eat before the calories start stacking up so don’t be afraid to eat them. That said, some fruit may carry a high amount of sugar, so don't over-do it on sweet fruit.
6) Broccoli has more protein than a steak
Calorie for calorie, there is more protein in broccoli than there is in an average steak, and with no saturated and trans fats or cholesterol, you can get all the protein you need with a significantly lower risk of cardiovascular disease. So if you are trying to grow and strengthen your muscles, broccoli is the food for you.
7) The most hated vegetable in the world is one of the best
Brussels sprouts reign supreme as the least enjoyable vegetable by children, and also some adults. It might be because of their bitter taste, the repungnant smell or even just its bad reputation. However, Brussels sprouts are among the most nutritious veggies you can ever find. They have no fat, no cholesterol, hardly any calories and plenty of vitamins and minerals. It's a shame that none of these facts make them taste any better…
8) Orange peels are amazing
It's been said before that the skin of the fruit can be better than the fruit itself. Orange peels have over four times the amount of fiber then the actual fruit, and contain more antioxidants than the "flesh" inside. The only drawback is that it’s difficult to find a way to eat it. The best way to do it is to grate it up like cheese into an orange zest. You can use is to season all sorts of foods, add to baked goods or mix with your yogurt or cereals.
 
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on: Jul 23, 2019
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A man who loved a girl & wanted to marry her when he went to ask about her, they replied:
she has a bad reputation
The man ran with a broken heart and found an old man on his way
The old man asked him, "what is your story?" He said to him: "I loved a girl. When I asked about her, they said that she was not fit for marriage." The old man said to him: "Do not be sad, my son." I will give you my daughter better than her. But you have to ask for her first too. and then tell me what did they tell you about my daughter?
After a while he comes back to the old man, the old man asked him what that they said, he answered: that she was a prostitute !. The old man asked the young man to come with him to his house. When the young man entered the old house, he found only the wife of the old woman who did not have a child.
Then the old man said, "My son does not believe any words of the people. They are infected with defamation >
 
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on: Jan 23, 2019
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NBA 2K19 MT -- When you are first introduced to NBA 2K19 MT both primary mini-bosses after entering the dungeon you are able to skip the cutsence and walk right after pressing ESC (to bypass the cutscence) even before the display goes back from the mini-bosses to your personality, that way you can merely maximize your speed.And on the first phase, do NOT fight any of the mobs you are up against right after starting the dungeon, remember, that it is not necessary to move.



All you need to do is simply hit the button and just then you will be able to continue. Right after that, you'll have the same thing but with two switches rather than one, as mentioned previously, simply ignore the cheap NBA 2K19 MT critters and hit the buttons.Have that amount of harm multiplied by 4 since we're assuming that all the members are holding a battery to throw in the mini-bosses. It is going to allow you to clear the point super fast, no doubt.



So once you killed the both of these, you may enter the final boss, the next phase. He is not tricky at all and quite simple to dodge as soon as you get the hang of his attacks.His first and basic assault is"indicating" you using a flashlight, or even more like, the location he's going to shoot his own cannons at, it's a delay so you may just walk out of it together with your dash.Another assault is his landmines.



Notice that it will never land on your in the event that you haven't moved from your location If he deploys his landmines. The boss is just gonna try to tempt you into it.A third strike of hisis his"ray" attack, he's charging up his laser cannon and then shoots it from his near ground to far away and you'll see red squares that will damage you if you keep standing on these red blocks. These blocks are made from his laser beam he fired. Another attack he could preform is a"rush" attack.

 
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To locate this challenge, just head a few tabs over to the"challenges" tab from the Battle Royale home menu. Underneath it, you will see all of the challenges which are available; free and Battle Pass-exclusive alike.That is the title of this is the only description that we have in any way. What does it mean? This challenge is very similar to the weekly treasure maps. You are seeking to locate each one of the Fortnite Stone Heads like was the situation from the flaming hoops challenge.



That single place is the only area you need to see so as to finish this challenge. Unfortunately, it is not as simple as the treasure maps, because this challenge happens not in one place but across the whole map.It's a daunting job, but one that's simple enough when you've got the option.There two ways that you may go about finishing this week six challenge. The first is doing it. You move about solving the puzzle the way it was made to be...or you may go ahead and jump all of the way to the end with the solution.



We will go both ways of finishing this over.There is six of those Stone Heads that we have seen in the Battle Royale map. You do not really have to physically see them whatsoever, though.To solve this week's challenge, you just need to know where they are, and join the dots. There is at least one chest situated at each of those Stone Heads, thus you are guaranteed some reward.One was located behind the head and the other was directly on top of it.



The one on top will require some construction, or one of those conveniently located rift portals which are nearby to fortnite weapons achieve it. Some advantages were given by these chests, so make sure you nab it before someone else does.Speaking of players, that this challenge is a one , which means anyone in the sport can get it done. As a result of this, be prepared for a battle if you go to one of the six Fortnite Stone Heads. https://www.mmogo.com/News/mmogo-fortnite-facebook-group-giveaway.html

 
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on: Jan 15, 2019
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tags: Sujju
language: en

Wedding speech from girl to her in laws...:
"My dear new family,I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...
Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines.
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Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it...
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Those cooking must keep cooking...
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Those cleaning must keep cleaning...
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I'll not disturb anybody's routine...
So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to
eat BUN,have FUN &
entertain your SON.!" 🤓🤑😍😛😜😝
 
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on: Dec 27, 2018
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tags: fifa 19 coins
language: en

FIFA 19 Ultimate Team Squad Battle now available
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Also joining the squad is a 90-rated Mats Hummels and an 84-rated Kasper Schmeichel. There's also a pair of 83-rated players with Shinji Kagawa and Juan Mata. VfB Stuttgart midfielder Daniel Didavi checks in with an 80. No other players are rated above 80 on the squad, though.
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FIFA 19 Ultimate Squad battle promotes Common Goal
The new FIFA 19 Ultimate Squad battle is to help promote Common Goal. The organization looks to unite members of the football community including players, managers, fans, other organizations, and brands. With a more united team, they are working to tackle some of the biggest issues facing the world today. These include the HIV/Aids epidemic, youth unemployment, gender inequality, and other major problems.

The Common Goal members each pledge one percent of their earnings to a central fund. This fund goes towards specific organizations using the money for maximum impact against these world issues. Basically, Common Goal is an organization that promotes football (soccer) and looks to create lasting changes or begin to uncover solutions for some of the world's biggest issues.

As a way to spread awareness of Common Goal, Chiellini and Gnabry's squad will be available for gamers to challenge in FIFA 19 Ultimate Team. It's the latest in the line of special squads which previously included Anthony Joshua's FUT team. Like Joshua's, this will also be a limited-time opportunity, so it's best to launch the game soon and give this tough new team a try!
 
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Give. But don’t allow yourself to be used. Love. But don’t allow your heart to be abused. Trust. But don’t be naïve. Listen. But don’t lose your own voice.”Beauty is about living your life & being happy with yourself inside & out & not worrying about what people think of you....Dear self, don’t get worked up over things you can’t change or people you can’t change. It’s not worth the anger buildup or the heartache. Control only what you can. Let go.”Sometimes you just have to remove people without warning. We’re getting too old to be explaining what they already know they’re doing wrong.”I’m thankful for my struggle because without it I wouldn’t have stumbled across my strength.”Something very beautiful happens to people when their world has fallen apart: a humility, a nobility, a higher intelligence emerges at just the point when our knees hit the floor to pray.'In a world of no hope A light will shine brightly That all men might know The meaning of mercy and of Love beyond all love The peace that rests the soul The heart will open And search no more [Chorus:] Behold I bring you tidings Tidings of great joy The world has found it's answer In a child that's born On this night Sing out across the seas Cry out from the mountains The son of man is born So sing of his mercy and his Peace beyond all peace The king of kings has come (let) every heart surrender Every soul reborn........... Give. But don’t allow yourself to be used. Love. But don’t allow your heart to be abused. Trust. But don’t be naïve. Listen. But don’t lose your own voice.”Beauty is about living your life & being happy with yourself inside & out & not worrying about what people think of you....Dear self, don’t get worked up over things you can’t change or people you can’t change. It’s not worth the anger buildup or the heartache. Control only what you can. Let go.”Sometimes you just have to remove people without warning. We’re getting too old to be explaining what they already know they’re doing wrong.”I’m thankful for my struggle because without it I wouldn’t have stumbled across my strength.”Something very beautiful happens to people when their world has fallen apart: a humility, a nobility, a higher intelligence emerges at just the point when our knees hit the floor to pray.'In a world of no hope A light will shine brightly That all men might know The meaning of mercy and of Love beyond all love The peace that rests the soul The heart will open And search no more [Chorus:] Behold I bring you tidings Tidings of great joy The world has found it's answer In a child that's born On this night Sing out across the seas Cry out from the mountains The son of man is born So sing of his mercy and his Peace beyond all peace The king of kings has come (let) every heart surrender Every soul reborn........... I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a prosperous year 2019, together with all your family and friends. lots of blessings
 
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on: Dec 19, 2018
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tags: GYM
language: en

A gym put up a spectacular ad that said, "This summer, what do you want to be? Mermaid or whale? "A woman sent them an email reply saying," Yesterday I saw an ad with a photo of a sculptural bikini girl and the phrase this summer. What are you going to be? Mermaid or whale? Answer: Whales are surrounded by friends. Whales have an active sex life, become pregnant and have beautiful babies. The whales are breastfeeding. Whales are out there scouring the seas and meeting interesting places like Antarctica and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales have dolphin friends. Whales eat shrimp. Whales throw jets of water and play a lot. Whales are huge and almost have no natural predators. The whales are well settled, ARE BEAUTIFUL and ARE BELOVED. On the contrary, mermaids DO NOT EXIST ... If they existed, they would live in an existential crisis: Am I a fish or a human being? She has no children because they kill the men who are enchanted by her beauty. Its reproduction would be like fish, without physical contact, without love. They are beautiful, but they always live sad and alone ... Dear academy, I prefer to be a whale. "
Giving a boost in self-esteem. 👊💪😍We must accept ourselves as we are, as long as our health is never at stake. Good week! Thank you ... I'd rather be a 🐋.
 
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tags: Mushrooms
language: en

For eat 2-3 person with rice pilafe, or french frise.....
ING:
-(2-3) eggs with fluer and sold and paper (pann`e)
(mix like for the s`nitzel)
-(mushrooms) good and fresh, preferabile with the big hats!
(well washed, and dried also!
A big pat with oil and vu`ala there are what you need to know....
(just the secret don't bitt`em up to hard! the loosed the caloric mase)


GL! :)
 
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Egg Plant Salad

Tou2 my dear
`Coz there I have
The magic salad!

ING:
-2-3 egg plant (1,1/2 pounds)
-1-2 onions (fine cutt)
-2-3 big spoons mayo
Sald
Paper
~(tomatto) are for garnis` are not included into the egg plant salad!

To make the salad- You have to kook the eggs plant or onto a open stove, or onto the microwere (6-10 minutes)
Let them cool off, and put them on the age of the sinq, and after they are well cool off you can see the remainder juice that its very pisson to the salad and very important to be out of the salad! Then with a knife you can break them after you pill the skin! If you are alergic and you have no mayo you can use oil (couple of spoons)
You can put all those ingredience, and eat as a deep with toster bred, or regular bread or even with cheeps!

Good luck!!! :)









 
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on: Mar 27, 2018
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tags: 4 u mada`
language: en

And here am I again with my promises to you!

There I say I will bring to you this recept for
......... a good freshner salad bar with cold dish!
You have to pay attention, and majure for 3-4
....persons, and their appetite!!!!

Fruict Pizza`
ING.
You have to have a PIZZA~ crust top baddom
-Cheese cream, powder suger, and fruicts
(Not dry, but fresh, best luck with strawberries, &
-peacess can be from co`qtail, blueberries, ban`ans
pineappels, pears, ...........etc!!
You have to cook you pizza crust for some time and cool
it on, and in the mean time you have to to make your cream
out of those two ing., then you can not put to much juice on
`ither, and you can decorate the way you want! :)

`Beof` Salad
ING.
Boiled patatos, carote, boil beef without fat
Fresh~ olives
Green peeas, (and picols, and red paper)
Sald, pepar, and mayo!!!!!!!
NO mustard!
When you cut` all of those ingredients, and you will choose
a big container with a very good top, and will make the mayo
if you know how, but if you are after your own mayo, used it
generous, not too much, but just to those all of those things
to become an he`vy paste, but make very shure you will not
breck the fres`ners out of their form. :)

TIP~ And, if will make your own mayo`
you shall keep the boilling eggs, for the
decoration, and the olives, too!


 
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on: Oct 20, 2017
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tags: PRICE'
language: en

When ur gramma sacks
You do not control
Th' knolegement!


And you show that again
And you do not have
You mai not have'am
At all ... :) :P



Dummy!!!!! :)
 
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on: Oct 12, 2017
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tags: _@
language: en

Ieram erata eramos iriti
 
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on: Sep 29, 2017
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tags: FU'
language: en

S
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;) :P :))))))))))))
 
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tags: رشا
language: en

يا شباب مفيش حد حابب يمارس انا عندي ٢٦ سنة وممكن تشوف صوري علي صفحتي وحابة انارس مع واحد او واحدة بس تكون جادة وتحط صورتها او صورته
 
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چھپ چھپ کے وار ہم کرتے نہیں
ہم کھلاڑی ہیں میدان کے
تیرا کہنا کس طرح ٹالتے بھلا
ہم خادم جب تیرے فرمان کے
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छुप छुप के लिहाज हम करते नहीं
हम खिलाड़ी हैं क्षेत्र
तेरा कहना कैसे टालते भला
हम सेवक जब तेरी आज्ञाओं के
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Chup Chup Ke War Hum Karte Nahin
Hum Khiladi Hain Medaan Ke
Tera Kehna Kaise Talte
Hum Khadim Jab Tere Farmaan Ke
 
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on: Jan 9, 2017
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tags: Style
language: en

Everybody looking for new style and it is nos possible
 
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on: Oct 28, 2015
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tags: Indhu Rani
language: en

मनै बेरा था वा धोखा देगी
.
पर न्यु ना बेरा था जाडया
धोरै आकै देवगी
 
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Top 10 Nourishing Facts About Bananas
Let this day be tasty and sunny as bananas! Here we present twenty curious facts about these fruits.
1. Bananas are the best-selling items at Walmart!
Cheap, healthy and tasty – the right choice!
2. Bananas contain a natural chemical that can make a person happy – The same chemical found in Prozac.
Just have a break and eat a couple of them right now!
3. Eating 50 bananas will give you the same dose of radiation as 1 dental xray.
Yeah, bananas can be used a measure unit for radioactive radiation because they themselves contain radioactive isotopes
4. Just two bananas provide enough energy for an intense 90 minutes workout.
Do you remember how apes are strong? This is probably why.
5. Bananas can help prevent and cure hangovers.
Just like any other fruit with high content of potassium.
6. Yellow bananas are actually a mutant strain that was discovered in 1836.
The original bananas were not sweet at all and instead of being yellow were red and green.
7. Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas.
Well, bananas could a great symbolic birthday gift!
8. It would take at least 480 bananas to die of of potassium overdose.
But he would ever accept the challenge and experience that?
9. Eating bananas is a natural cure to reduce the effects of stress and anxiety.
That’s why so many people of the world love bananas and say it’s their favorite fruit.
10. A study says that women who eat bananas at time of conception are most likely to have a boy.
So help the scientists and prove they are right!
 
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tags: enjoy
language: en

1 cup fat free milk
1 cup plain yogurt
1 banana
half-cup ice
2 tablespoons of peanut butter
1tpsp of real maple syrup
2 cups of red spinach


Put in tall blender---- blend til spinach is broken down, add a little more milk if too thick.
 
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