10 One lines about INDIA that are completely true

by: removed (on: Jan 10, 2016)
Category: Other   Language: English
tags: Neel
1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper
2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday
3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y
Marriages(in India):
∫xdx + ∫ydy
4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile
5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something you are in India
6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'
7. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste.
8. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors.
9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it.
10. And the ultimate one:
Where liking a Shtyle post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets you arrested, while raping does not...
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1322 days ago
Thanx Madhuri
 
 
1322 days ago
good one neel... well.. vikash dada is right too.. thanx for sharing
 
 
1322 days ago
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1322 days ago
Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it.
 
 
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